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Im not drunk, she is…

Saturday, May 8th, 2004

Today, it supposed to be a day for rest, well, my family all together said “hell no”, “you gotta pick up your sister and bring her home”. So guess what?, she was drunk as hell, I get angry with her, I told her never again get drunk, but you see she doesn’t want to undestand, oh well, i think the worse is that she doesnt know how to get drunk, she just drank beer and thats it, you get my lil sis drunk.

The next thought i have was “So my sister is drunk, they dont want to see her in that condition”, so you know i think it, well theres nobody at home, i have to get in the house quickly, the worse was we were about 1 hour from home. Then, we get in a cab, and i told the driver, “drive god damn, drive fast as hell, is an emergency”, and he asked “why? what kind of emergency”, so i told him the whole story, and when i was about to finish, he put his foot on the accelerator and drive fast as hell the way to go home.

Well, I told her, “take a cold shower, then drink some coffee, and get in the bed”, so now is in the bed and expecting she doesn’t wake up in a drunk way, if you know what i mean, and my parents aren’t in home, my older brother too, they just go out, my parents go to I dunno where, and my brother go shopping, so I think the mission is accomplished, and im glad.

Probably I let my sister sleep a little more, and later go to the theater to see Kill Bill 2, so wish me luck to my parents not find my sister drunk :P